The Dialogue of Life and Death
(People with overrated self-appraisal are not recommended to read)
-Oh, Death! By what chance? Have you condescended to our heaven?
-It's not difficult for me at all! It's you who is afraid to get your hands dirty and go down to our underworld!
*Life and Death gave each other a piercing look and than simultaneously burst out laughing*
-I think we should stop that external spite! Nobody is watching anyway! Said Death when finished laughing.
-Guess you are right! Life agreed.
-So, how are you doing here?
-As always. Absolutely boring! In contrast to your place. You know what know-alls we have here. Pushkins, Hippocrateses and Newtons
The whole bunch, in general! Main thing is you can't say a word because they immediately start replying with these clever words and phrases! You fell like a complete idiot even though you are Life itself!
-And that is exactly why I live happily and light-heartedly! Our public is simpler and i